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Post by Avelon on May 23, 2005 2:51:30 GMT -5
This game is very simple. You think of a game that the Gods of Eden (Avelon, Kaleb, Chaos, Jest, Zade, and Bob Hope) can play, and what would happen if they did. If you're unfamiliar with the characters (we ARE talking about the characters; not the people behind them), just ask for brief biographies on them and someone will send them to you.
The game itself... Once you have a game the GoE - Gods of Eden - can play, make up a comedic scene featuring some or all of the characters playing the game. This can in/exclude dialogue or actions. It DOES have to have one or the other, though.
Example:
The Gods of Eden play 'Go Fish'
Ave: Do you have any swordfish? Chaos: d**n it all! For the LAST time, NO! Ave: So I go fish? Chaos: YES! * Ave goes fish. ...HAH! Kaleb: Ave, do you have any swordfish? >=) Ave: ...n-no...f**k off... Jest: Yes he does! Yes he does! Ave: f**k you! >=/
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Post by Jest on May 23, 2005 2:54:58 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden play Calvinball
Jest: NEW RULE! New rule! Avelon isn't aloud to use swords. Ave: *pulls out his sword and slices jest in two* Screw that.
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Post by Avelon on May 23, 2005 2:58:42 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden play Backgammon
Zade: ...so...how does this work? Chaos: Hell if I know. Kaleb: Does anyone really play this game?
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Post by Jest on May 23, 2005 3:04:13 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden Play Spin The Bottle
*Jest spins the bottle, after three rotations it lands dirrectly on Chaos* Chaos: Aw, Hell no...o.O Jest: Dangit! I was aiming for Roll! Chaos:The hell?! You die...you die tonight... Kaleb: O.K, who's brilliant Idea was it to play Spin the Bottle?>_< Zade: The Illumaniti's!
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Post by Avelon on May 27, 2005 1:31:55 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden play Hangman
* Roll balances on a chair with a rope tied around her neck.* HELP! Chaos: ... C? Ave: Nope! * Ave slices off one of the chair legs. Kaleb: F! Ave: Nope! * Roll screams.
EDIT: XDXD I noticed it said 'Edne' just now, rereading.
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Post by Zeke on Aug 24, 2005 6:56:27 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden play Knifey Knifey (pinfinger)
*Chaos picks up knife, starts stabbing down inbetween fingers. Jest does the same.* Ave: Go Chaos! Kaleb: Go Jest! *Zade walks in and slaps Chaos hard on the back.* Zade: Watcha doing Chaos? *Chaos screams*
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Post by Jest on Aug 25, 2005 2:42:50 GMT -5
Gods of Eden play nothing! At all!
Avelon: This is boring. Chaos: Yep...
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Post by Avelon on Aug 25, 2005 21:24:40 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden play Eden Online!
Kaleb: What the hell?! When did you guys add this?! Avelon: That's part of the original battle code, dude... Chaos: Yeah, even *I* knew that. Jest: Why can't I stop time? Aren't I supposed to be the God of Time or something? Zade: Yes, but note that the Gods (Us) are not players. They're NPCs. Kaleb: So, we can kill you with t3h f1r3? =) Avelon: Heh! I made sure that was the ONLY way to kill him! Zade: You...you BASTARD...
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Post by Zeke on Aug 26, 2005 11:50:25 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden play Chicken
Jest: So we dare each other to bigger and bigger things. Chaos: I dare Bob to go stand on the railway tracks. Bob Hope: Brothers, we need to stick together to get through these hard times. *Chaos pushes Bob onto the railway line* Bob Hope: OH DEAR GOD I'M GOING TO DIE! Chaos: And the 9:35 comes... now. *Nothing happens* Jest: d**n Virgin.
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Post by Avelon on Aug 27, 2005 4:29:59 GMT -5
The Gods of Eden play Super Smash Bros. Melee!Avelon and Zade are teamed against Chaos and Jest"Roy and Samus versus Link and Pikachu!" "Three! Two! One! G-" "Player three is out of game!" "Player four is out of game!" "Game SET!" Chaos: Jest: Ave&Zade: -_- (Deep in Zen meditation)
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Post by Jest on Aug 30, 2005 17:43:55 GMT -5
I dissagree, I rock at that game.
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Post by Avelon on Aug 30, 2005 19:02:24 GMT -5
I dissagree, I rock at that game. 1.) Read more CTRL-ALT-DELETE. 2.) Your reaction to such a thing would thus be warranted. =P
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Post by swordchucks on Oct 5, 2005 15:53:31 GMT -5
God's of Eden film 'The Bible: The saga begins'
Chaos : So let me get this straight. We're all bible characters and then we follow the story of Jesus....with ninjas. Ave : Yep. Your Jesus, I'm a roman. Jest is Peter Chaos : What about everyone else? Ave : They're gonna be..... the.... religious... masses Chaos : What are you playing a roman for? Ave : I'm not playing a roman, so I can kill you in the crucification scene. Chaos : That's good to know... Jest : Ok we start at easter. Chaos you need a cross.... That's a hot cross bun, Chaos. *Jest hands Chaos a cross, they then walk across a blue screen back and forth several times* Ave : Now just let em attach you to this cross Chaos : It won't hurt will it? Ave : A little less than a heart operation without anasthetic. Choas : Is that alot? Ave : No *Begins hammering Chaos to cross* Its a f***ing lot. *Chaos Screams out in agony.* Jest : Er.... Ave thats his balls...
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Post by Jest on Oct 5, 2005 17:31:38 GMT -5
aaaah, that ones painfull. Really painfull. =P
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Post by Silas on Oct 5, 2005 20:06:33 GMT -5
That was more then painful... Too bad I missed out on this whole being messed in the head with you guys, sounds like it would have been fun.
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