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Post by Avelon on Nov 4, 2005 15:51:01 GMT -5
This is pretty simple. One person posts the first part of a joke, then someone else supplies the punchline. Whoever posts the punchline posts the next joke - in the same post, to save space. A couple of guidelines:
1.) Don't use this thread to attack other members. Seriously. 2.) Don't post punchlines that A.) don't make sense B.) are not funny C.) have little to nothing to do with the joke D.) have anything to do with animals of any kind, unless the joke itself involves animals (No 'And then he said, "MOOSE!" ', guys. I'm not joking). 3.) Don't show extreme prejudism in jokes or punchlines. Exception: Make fun of Dutchmen all you like. They're Dutchmen.
That said, here's the first joke, which is a simple Q&A:
What's funnier than a dead baby? (Note that there already exists an answer to this question; use it or make up something else that's amusing - either is fine)
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DooM
I'm the reason threads go off topic
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I got monkeys in me! [H:0]
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Post by DooM on Nov 11, 2005 8:54:12 GMT -5
(You bastard, nothing against Dutchmen! I'm Dutch, so watch that ) Punchline: A dead baby in a clown costume! A penguin rang my doorbell, what did he say?
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Post by Eskimo on Mar 10, 2006 20:54:03 GMT -5
Punchline: "Hello, my name is Bob. We talked on the phone sex hotline... You can pay me after."
Why did the chicken cross the police officer?
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hannah
n00bz0r J3570r
I'm a palindrome!
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Post by hannah on Jul 7, 2006 14:57:21 GMT -5
((Sudden urge to say "MOOSE!"))
Donuts me! I just got here! (I really don't get it...)
A man walk into a bar wearing wooden shoes, holds out a penny and says:
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Post by Jest on Jul 7, 2006 17:48:42 GMT -5
I'm naked! And I need a drink, my feet are killing me. Why is there a pope and a duck in here?
A toad, a Toad and a Toad walk into a bar, the bartender says "what'l it be?":
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Post by Avelon on Jul 8, 2006 16:49:35 GMT -5
(Holy crapzoids! TWO of my dead threads - ressurected!)
"No thanks, we just had dinner."
A man walked into a gay bar and called the bartender over. "I'll have scotch on the rocks," he said. The bartender reached under the counter, grabbed his tape and said...
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Post by Eskimo on Jan 8, 2007 18:16:49 GMT -5
"Sorry all I have is tape will a kidney stone do?"
Why did the dentist go to hell and all his patients to heaven?
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soxrbest
Worthy to be consumed by Monkeys.
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Post by soxrbest on Jan 10, 2007 13:04:41 GMT -5
"Cuz the devil need his teeth sharpened"
What do you call a man with a shark on his head?
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Post by Eskimo on Jan 15, 2007 22:43:58 GMT -5
A pokemon fan.
If a "Man with one chopstick go hungry." Then a man with three chopsticks...
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soxrbest
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Post by soxrbest on Feb 4, 2007 11:02:51 GMT -5
...is a sumo
Where was the maths teacher held for a crime?
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Monkeyman
If posts were money I wouldn't be so alone. *cries*
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Post by Monkeyman on Feb 7, 2007 23:20:25 GMT -5
The mathematics hall of justice.
Why did the jester drop his balls?
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soxrbest
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Post by soxrbest on Mar 30, 2007 14:07:32 GMT -5
he saw some real ones..
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other...
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Post by Eskimo on Mar 31, 2007 1:20:11 GMT -5
"Aaaaaagggghhhhh"
What's the difference between a philosophy and a mathematics?
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dubey
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Đūbēy, the one and only ;) [H:0]
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Post by dubey on Apr 8, 2007 23:49:07 GMT -5
philosophy actually makes sence
What's green and heavy and sinks like a fridge
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Post by Jest on Apr 9, 2007 2:05:24 GMT -5
A green fridge
What did the fox say to the hamster?
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