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Post by Eskimo on Mar 26, 2005 19:11:39 GMT -5
So you hate my guts, and want to spill them all over the floor? Here’s the thread to do it in... The first person, AKA me, comes up with a tribute question then the next person answers, and, if he gets it right, gets a free swing at me. Swings- Insults or simply things like *punches him in the jaw*
Note: these aren't meant to be gay question like- "Why is Eskimo such an ass hat?" or "What is your favorite color?" Something legitimate that actually makes you think for a second please, and preferably questions we can all answer without stirring up controversy. No- "Does God exist?"
Five guesses are allotted before the answer has to be given. If someone can't guess the correct answer the same user continues to ask questions.
First question: What's one example of an animal that can't walk backwards?
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Post by Parafox on Mar 26, 2005 20:04:48 GMT -5
A fish.
*kicks Eskimo in the uterus*
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Post by ChaosWolf on Mar 26, 2005 22:51:43 GMT -5
A crab or a slug.
*Stabs Eskimo in the side and then salts the wound. After this he ties him to the ground by the limbs to stakes. Dumps a concoction of molasses and syrup on the victim and then proceeds to open and agitate a few boxes of Brazilian fire ants. *
Let your imagination take you through the next few days of agonizing torture before the release of death.
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Post by Zade on Mar 26, 2005 23:29:33 GMT -5
A human being.
*hands you a plate filled with a cheesy delicious sandwich, complete with macaroni and fork. Then sends you on your way into your room, where you stump your toe, drop the plate, and get your right arm impaled on said fork, whereafter you bleed cheese for a few hours* ... ... ... ...>_> What? It's been done. Ask Ave. I'm sure he'll love to recall the story. =D
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Post by Avelon on Mar 27, 2005 14:31:27 GMT -5
A horse.
/me draws Doushi, the glistening onyx blade, and strikes Eskimo's head from his shoulders. Avelon follows this with a lightning-fast kick to the groin, sending Eskimo's still-standing body flying into the air. Even as he lands, Avelon coils, much like a serpent (or lamia), and launches himself into the air. As he glides past the decapitated body, he cleaves it, again at the groin, sheathing his oddly clean blade with a *Click!* as he drops to earth again. Almost as an afterthought, Avelon holds out one hand, into which Eskimo's head falls.
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Post by Jest on Mar 27, 2005 17:02:20 GMT -5
Isn't a Fish the only thing that can't walk backwards said so far? Everything else said can. o.O?
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Post by Avelon on Mar 27, 2005 19:10:36 GMT -5
Isn't a Fish the only thing that can't walk backwards said so far? Everything else said can. o.O? Horses can't walk backwards. They can do a kind of backwards trot. Crabs walk sideways, not backwards or forward. Slugs have no legs. Even if I'm wrong, I could give another example. Humming bird. They can't walk at all. They have to hop if they're moving on the ground. =) |
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Post by Eskimo on Mar 30, 2005 2:35:04 GMT -5
Well, I was thinking more on the lines of land creatures such as the emu or kangaroo, but close enough.
Okay, next question... What animal can make noises that don't echo?
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Post by Kaleb on Mar 30, 2005 3:51:03 GMT -5
I suspect you're expecting the answer of a duck's quack, which has been rumoured not to echo for quite some time? This has been proven false on multipile occasions. In fact, I've heard a quack echo. If this is the case, I shall beat your head in with a PVC Pipe. =) Edit: Linky goodness. www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.htm |
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Post by Avelon on Mar 30, 2005 3:53:09 GMT -5
A bat. I've heard a duck's quack being echoed. So don't go there.
/me thrusts his hand through the flesh in Eskimo's lower back, grabs hold of his spinal column, and snaps it off at the hips. Avelon then places his other hand on Eskimo's shoulder and gives Eskimo's spine a good pull; just enough to yank his skull down into his neck.
EDIT: Thanks for the link, Kaleb. =p
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Post by Eskimo on Mar 30, 2005 4:05:54 GMT -5
A bat...lol
I'm not good with trivia at all sorry Kaleb:p
Okay, here's an even easier one...
Input words which mean one of the following: One who eats his own feces, or one who has the fear of long words.
First one to post with the correct answer gets to post the next trivia question and then pass it on to the person of their choosing after their question is answered.
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Post by Avelon on Mar 30, 2005 12:09:36 GMT -5
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
/me grabs Eskimo's left leg, braces himself, and jerks it sharply outward. With a satisfying *POP!*, the leg breaks in several places. Avelon then grabs Eskimo's back belt loop and pulls down, turning his face away as he inserts Eskimo's foot into his own rectal passage.
What's the average windspeed of a swallow?
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Post by Kaleb on Mar 30, 2005 16:13:11 GMT -5
You forgot "unladen".
African or European?
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Post by Avelon on Mar 30, 2005 21:44:15 GMT -5
I did. =( But you got it right.
/me is propelled into the Chasm.
Take a shot and make a question. =p
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Post by Kaleb on Mar 30, 2005 21:53:04 GMT -5
Who was the lead scientist on the Manhattan Project?
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