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Post by Avelon on Aug 19, 2006 1:05:30 GMT -5
I'd like to direct you all to the 'Characters' thread in the Roleplaying board. While you're doing that, I will be making an assortment of silly faces at you all in direst mockery, as my character, Avelon, is the luckiest man alive. How many men can claim they have a shapeshifting, catgirl wife who has never been featured in any hentai whatsoever? Just one. That's Avelon.
Jora has even decided that, because she has no fingers in either of her feline forms, she will instead wear a collar made in a similar style to her wedding band. No, not kinky bondage stuff. Well, not yet and I wouldn't tell you if there WAS kinky bondage stuff, but I can assure you that, at the time of this writing, it is purely because Jora is THAT dedicated to Avelon.
And now I will fire livestock at you with a catapult. Your mother was a hedgehog and your father smells of elderberries!
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Post by Soul-Divider on Aug 19, 2006 13:43:19 GMT -5
Can I ask what the point of this thread is? just to rub in how your character has a seemingly perfect wife? and to show of knowlage of a monty pyton movie? *jelous of the wife though* xD
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Post by Avelon on Aug 19, 2006 15:23:47 GMT -5
That is exactly why I posted this thread. The Holy Grail reference was just part of rubbing it in.
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Post by Jest on Aug 19, 2006 16:51:23 GMT -5
The ol ball and chain eh? You poor poor whipped little man.
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Post by jora on Aug 19, 2006 17:29:14 GMT -5
Hey, I haven't used the whip on him for hours!
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Post by Avelon on Aug 19, 2006 20:29:49 GMT -5
Sticks and stones my break my bones, Jest, but whips and chains excite me. Come, my pet... Let us make more cubs and teach them to hunt people like Jest.
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Post by jora on Aug 20, 2006 22:12:37 GMT -5
And wreck my figure!?
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Post by Avelon on Aug 20, 2006 22:14:45 GMT -5
I'll rub your tummy if you agree to make cubs with me. =D
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Post by jora on Aug 20, 2006 22:16:04 GMT -5
*giggles.*
It's sad really...I'm so easily convinced. But on the other hand...TUMMY RUB!
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Post by Avelon on Aug 20, 2006 22:25:35 GMT -5
I repeat: I am the luckiest man alive.
*rub* *rub*
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Post by Zeke on Aug 30, 2006 4:45:21 GMT -5
Y'know? I get the feeling this is going downhill remarkably fast...
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Post by Avelon on Aug 30, 2006 12:06:10 GMT -5
On the contrary: The thread was inactive until you posted in it. Now I have an excuse to brag some more. =D
Did you know, Jora said she'd pose for me to try my hand at drawing her character? Different poses and stuff. I'll draw her, then add or change a few things. Like cat ears and a tail. I have a live model catgirl, people.
I am the luckiest man alive.
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Post by Jest on Aug 30, 2006 17:16:58 GMT -5
I dunno...for some reason I'm just really not imperssed. Perhaps you'd do better in the Anime section. =P
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Post by Avelon on Aug 30, 2006 22:09:58 GMT -5
Wouldn't you like a woman who would do just about anything for you in exchange for a tummy rub? I mean, it's not like I have to do some kind of chore or do good deeds or anything like that. I get to feel up girl flesh and then I get more or less whatever I want.
I mean, come on. How can you NOT be impressed by - and jealous of - that?
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Post by jora on Aug 30, 2006 23:59:01 GMT -5
I'd do what for who now?
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