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The Pub
Jan 10, 2006 12:29:19 GMT -5
Post by Jest on Jan 10, 2006 12:29:19 GMT -5
Welcome to The Pub, tis the only pub in town. It's a seedy little place, the walls are grimey, you see what is obviously spit slowly burning through the floor. There is a dart board at the back. There are a few tables and many bar stools going across the long bar. Upstairs is a hotel room...for special costumers.
Small Glass of Beer.........................£3 Pint of Beer.......................................£6 Whiskey Shot....................................£6 Scotch.................................................£10 Absinthe..............................................£10 Vodka ..................................................£20 (Comes with a free russian with first purchase LIMITED OFFER) Zogfoot..............................................£50 (said to have healing properties, also stronger than 100 percent alchohol) Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster........£200 Marshmellows....................................£4 Peanuts...............................................£2
Menu will grow soon...
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The Pub
Jan 10, 2006 12:45:23 GMT -5
Post by Soul-Divider on Jan 10, 2006 12:45:23 GMT -5
waltz's in looking as inconspicuous as ever, looks around the bar to find it empty. Apart from the barman who looks remarkably like the cookie monster from seasimy street. Picks a seat and places coat on the seat, then goes over tot he bar to order...
"Guiness please." looks over to the listings and see's no guiness "bugger, oh well a small pint of beer then." pays £3 and goes over to the corner where coat is placed, and begins to drink. and refrains from looking at the walls.
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The Pub
Jan 10, 2006 12:49:43 GMT -5
Post by Jest on Jan 10, 2006 12:49:43 GMT -5
Sir you forgot your toupe. *gives Soul-Divider a Rat.*
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The Pub
Jan 10, 2006 12:53:05 GMT -5
Post by Soul-Divider on Jan 10, 2006 12:53:05 GMT -5
"That's not my toupe....it's yours."
now realising why the barman reminded of the cookie monster. Sit's down and sups the beer slowly, waiting for the bar to fill up.
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DooM
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The Pub
Jan 12, 2006 4:12:40 GMT -5
Post by DooM on Jan 12, 2006 4:12:40 GMT -5
Opens the entrance door, sees an empty bar, one person sitting on his coat in the corner and a very dull looking cookie monster like barman. Walks up to the bar in need of some alcohol: "One whiskey and a large pint, please." Pays £12. Gets what's ordered, places coat on the bar stool right in front of him and sits down on it and starts sipping on the whiskey.
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The Pub
Jan 12, 2006 14:13:02 GMT -5
Post by Jest on Jan 12, 2006 14:13:02 GMT -5
*eyes the person who just ordered. "He looks like he might start some trouble" He thinkgs to himself* *goes over to Soul-Divider and slaps him for no reason*
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The Pub
Jan 13, 2006 5:44:05 GMT -5
Post by Soul-Divider on Jan 13, 2006 5:44:05 GMT -5
retaliates violently. however, calms down before the likely prospect of shotgunning. And instead demands compensation in the form of a free small pint.
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The Pub
Jan 13, 2006 18:22:49 GMT -5
Post by Jest on Jan 13, 2006 18:22:49 GMT -5
You'll have your pint! *gives Soul-Divider the Pint, then goes back to the bar and pulls som Tom Cruise moves with the drinks*
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The Pub
Jan 14, 2006 10:31:03 GMT -5
Post by Eskimo on Jan 14, 2006 10:31:03 GMT -5
Goes inside the premise dancing around and singing, "Give me some peanuts please with some walrus milk on the side."
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The Pub
Jan 14, 2006 14:06:39 GMT -5
Post by Jest on Jan 14, 2006 14:06:39 GMT -5
"We don't currently serve Walrus milk...however I might have some of my own personal stash, but it's gonna cost you EXTRA! say 8 monies."
*Gives Eskimo his Peanuts*
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The Pub
Jan 14, 2006 16:46:24 GMT -5
Post by Soul-Divider on Jan 14, 2006 16:46:24 GMT -5
looks over to the barman and nods, signifing that the pint is good and that the quarrel is sorted...then looks at watch "oh *BEEEP! CENSORED! BLAH!* I'm late for work" runs out of bar after dowing the rest of the small pint in one. On way out stops to say: "I'll be ack in the afternoon" and then leaves promptly
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The Pub
Jan 14, 2006 21:35:49 GMT -5
Post by Jest on Jan 14, 2006 21:35:49 GMT -5
After watching the strange man exit dramaticly jest says a little to loudly "I think I loved that man..."
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The Pub
Jan 15, 2006 6:36:15 GMT -5
Post by Zeke on Jan 15, 2006 6:36:15 GMT -5
Walked in a moment before Jest said that. "I seee... anyway, I'd like a whiskey!"
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DooM
I'm the reason threads go off topic
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I got monkeys in me! [H:0]
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The Pub
Jan 15, 2006 11:35:29 GMT -5
Post by DooM on Jan 15, 2006 11:35:29 GMT -5
Finishes both his whiskey and his large pint and starts staring straight in front of him waiting for the moment that someone with an interesting personality comes over to talk.
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The Pub
Jan 15, 2006 15:45:40 GMT -5
Post by Soul-Divider on Jan 15, 2006 15:45:40 GMT -5
Arrives back from work...only ten minutes later.... "Ok I'm covered" walks over to the bar and orders another small pint.
then decides to sit at the bar next to DooM who looks like he's after conversation...
"Hello"
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