Post by Avelon on May 29, 2005 5:52:30 GMT -5
Listing backwards. Feel free to make your own lists for other genres. I just picked Final Fantasy for RPGs because I've put more time into various FF games than any other GENRE, I think.
So, here it is, starting at number 10:
10.) Whenever something sad happens around me, music to suit will start. When the sad moment has passed and it's time to decide what to do next, Kiss Me, Son of God* will probably start playing.
9.) If I ever forget what I'm supposed to do, I can ask random people and they'll give me hints. Should this tactic fail, I can always go back to whoever told me what I was supposed to do, and they'll repeat exactly what they said before with infinite patience, then heal me. Instantly.
8.) If I'm ever tired, I can close my eyes and listen to the five seconds of twinkly music, and then I won't be tired anymore. I'll also be fully healed.
7.) Carrying a sword that's as big as my body is O.K.
6.) Carrying 99 swords as big as my body is also O.K.
5.) I can wear my mismatched clothing over any armour and nobody will be able to tell. All types of head armour come with a wig that perfectly matches my hair.
4.) Running around in a circle pisses people off, and they will want to fight me to the death if I do it too much.
3.) She's a dancer.
2.) If the King gives me a quest to save the world, I should not expect any kind of support. I will have to buy my own weapons, armour, and spells, all of which you might see in the hands of a child, and I will have to provide my own troops if I want help going up against the legions of monsters overrunning the world.
1.) If I die, I will blink rapidly while everyone bows their heads, then disappear, probably leaving my power with someone else.
*Kiss Me, Son of God is more or less my themesong.
EDIT: I forgot the footnote.
So, here it is, starting at number 10:
10.) Whenever something sad happens around me, music to suit will start. When the sad moment has passed and it's time to decide what to do next, Kiss Me, Son of God* will probably start playing.
9.) If I ever forget what I'm supposed to do, I can ask random people and they'll give me hints. Should this tactic fail, I can always go back to whoever told me what I was supposed to do, and they'll repeat exactly what they said before with infinite patience, then heal me. Instantly.
8.) If I'm ever tired, I can close my eyes and listen to the five seconds of twinkly music, and then I won't be tired anymore. I'll also be fully healed.
7.) Carrying a sword that's as big as my body is O.K.
6.) Carrying 99 swords as big as my body is also O.K.
5.) I can wear my mismatched clothing over any armour and nobody will be able to tell. All types of head armour come with a wig that perfectly matches my hair.
4.) Running around in a circle pisses people off, and they will want to fight me to the death if I do it too much.
3.) She's a dancer.
2.) If the King gives me a quest to save the world, I should not expect any kind of support. I will have to buy my own weapons, armour, and spells, all of which you might see in the hands of a child, and I will have to provide my own troops if I want help going up against the legions of monsters overrunning the world.
1.) If I die, I will blink rapidly while everyone bows their heads, then disappear, probably leaving my power with someone else.
*Kiss Me, Son of God is more or less my themesong.
EDIT: I forgot the footnote.