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Post by Avelon on Nov 27, 2005 7:25:59 GMT -5
We're going to come up with 101 different ways to annoy people. No, I don't want a link to eBaum's World's list, or the profile of the guy on BCD with the same list. Or any other list. We shall make a list of methods to annoy people.
Pick a number between one and five. Then list off that number of ways to annoy people. Don't double post. Just put 1-5 ways to annoy people in your post. I'll start off with one. Please keep the numbering correct; the next person would start counting at 2, for example, because I've posted 1 already.
1.) What did you say?: When being asked a question or being told something that requires a reponse, first reply with a word or phrase in any foreign language that you know the speaker doesn't know. When they ask 'What?', answer the original question as you normally would. If asked about the phrase, first reply with the phrase, then insist you have no idea what they're talking about - you only know [Your First Language].
Example: Your Mother: How do you feel today? You: Chitsu dakara!* Your Mother: What? You: I'm fine. How're you?
* Literally girl thingy therefore
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DooM
I'm the reason threads go off topic
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I got monkeys in me! [H:0]
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Post by DooM on Dec 16, 2005 3:55:22 GMT -5
2.) Uninterupted quoting: When somebody asks you a question or says something else (no matter what) to you, you reply with a quote from a movie/book/game/song/whatever. And you keep replying with quotes from the same subject (not neccecaly the exact same part if there are more than one) as you quoted first untill the person stops trying to talk to you.
Example: Friend: What's up? You: I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!* Friend: What's that supposed to mean? You: Someone is gonna pay for making me find those frickin' keycards!** Friend: You got problems... *walks away*
* Duke Nukem 3D ** Duke Nukem Manhattan Project
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waizac
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Post by waizac on Jan 26, 2006 7:49:51 GMT -5
3 Eat garlic before or while kissing you're girlfreind/boyfreind
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Post by Soul-Divider on Jan 26, 2006 16:02:55 GMT -5
4.) Repeated use of the word why when asked anything or even talked to
Example: You: How are you? Guy: Why? You: Because I'm wondering how your day was Guy: Why? You: Beacuse I'm your friend Guy: Why? You: I dunno, but I'm not anymore. Guy: Why? You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Unforgiven-Angel
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Post by Unforgiven-Angel on Jan 27, 2006 13:49:38 GMT -5
4.) Repeated use of the word why when asked anything or even talked to
Example:You: How are you? Guy: Why? You: Because I'm wondering how your day was Guy: Why? You: Beacuse I'm your friend Guy: Why? You: I dunno, but I'm not anymore. Guy: Why? You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Or you could replace why with prove it e.g Guy:How are you You:Prove it Guy:Wht You:prove it Guy:your weird you:Prove it Guy:Cause you keep sayin prove it You:Prove it Guy:You're scarin me You:Prove it Guy:I cant cause it's really hard to prove somthing like that You:Prove it Guy:Im goin now You:Prove it guy: Ahhhhhhhhh A WEIRDO OVER THERE You:PROVE IT
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Post by Sleep is the Enemy on Jan 29, 2006 9:13:55 GMT -5
You could 5. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl. or there is 6. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Glade Air Freshener.
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Post by swordchucks on Feb 11, 2006 17:58:41 GMT -5
Omg just **** off starwars sucks ass and you know it pregnant dog. Yeh that's it. I'm watching you.
1. Be youself
4. Be Avelon
2. Whenever you go to someones house hide the can opener.
8. In a numbered list completely ignore what everyone else is putting down.
4. When you visit a forum always begin your post with a completely random comment that has nothing to do with anything else, amek sue the pot is ful of typos, and when you find the typo's don't modify the post just post the post again.
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Post by Eskimo on Feb 11, 2006 22:51:34 GMT -5
Use lots of acronyms in everyday speach as a 14 year old AIM user would. Example: Acerbating f**ktard says: B...R....B... normal person says: Excuse me? Acerbating f**ktard says: O...M...G... UR a FI. BL... ROFL.... LOL....FTITWFW...
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hannah
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I'm a palindrome!
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Post by hannah on Jul 7, 2006 15:09:38 GMT -5
#? Ask at -least- 3 "what if" Scenarios in each conversation. Make them abstract enough that no one can tell you "what if" but not so weird they catch what you're doing.
For example: "What if my six week old Kitten suddenly got pregnant? Huh, what if?"
Bad example: "What if my kitten summoned a bunch of sock monsters to rule the earth and let me stay on as his concubine?"
#? capitalize words that Don't need To be Capitalized, but don't capitalize Proper nouns or the Beginning of Sentances.
#? Say something extremely interesting or shocking that requires a story to explain, but refuse to discuss the topic anymore.
Example: You: "I remember the last time I saw her... I wonder how that test came out..." Person: "What test?" You: "Oh... nothin'."
#? Be 12 years old.
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Post by Avelon on Jul 8, 2006 17:01:11 GMT -5
Those are 7 through 10... I don't think swordchucks' post was meant to count.
11.) Give people well-wishes for holidays they don't celebrate, or ignore one holiday and well-wish for one that has not yet come to pass. For birthdays and aniversaries, select the closest "regular" holiday and make a point to wish them a happy holiday rather than birthday or anniversary. Examples: Wish Jest a Happy Hannukah instead of Merry Christmas, OR when he wishes you a Merry Christmas, just say 'Thanks, happy Sinco de Mayo.'
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Post by woebetide mourn on Jul 9, 2006 4:36:36 GMT -5
12.)Planning. {my twelve year old brother does this EVERYDAY}
Example: Bubbie:"Okay today i'm going to stupid#1's house until three, unless grandma says i can stay until four, and when i get home i'm going to eat a burrito with ketchup, and i'm going to use that fork i like and after that i'm going to watch tv for a couple of hours, probably thats so raven, rugrats, and the fairly odd parents, and then i'm going to call benji and he's going to come and take me to dairy queen, and then... blah, blah, blah.
13.)No. {Another my brother frequents}
Bubbie: "Can i go to Sebastians?" Grammy:"No." Bubbie:"What, why not.?" Grammy:"because you cant" Bubbie:"But i told him i would be over in ten minutes" Grammy:"Thats not my fault>" Bubbie:"C'mon, please? Why not?" Grammy:"Because i said" Bubbie:"What if i do dishes for a week" Grammy:"No."
Bubbie: *pouts around"
*few minutes later* Bubbie: *hangs all over grammie and rubs her arm* "Grammie please..." Grammie:"NO!"
Oh and that goes on, and on, and on
Ways my friends and i do.
14.) Make up a secret language and start talking to people in it. :D Oomplish is the name of ours. Wassu? Sa!
15.)Spell out everything you say.
16.) Go to walmart and act stupid. {Ride the kiddy rides, try on bras outside your clothes that obviously dint fit you, through the balls at each other, ride on the electric kid cars and jeeps, throw away recycle the stack of free newspapers, fill a cart with random items and leave it sitting somewhere random, hide underneath a kiddie pool and make it move at random times then stop, hide in the shelves/clothing racks and jump out and scare people, watch all the weirdos that come in late at night.} Wow, that was the funnest night of my life.. *sigh, dreamy look* Wow, i forgot the best part, wear huge glasses in and pajamas shorts and long tall socks with sandals. :)
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Post by Zade on Jul 9, 2006 17:19:21 GMT -5
17) Whenever in the middle of a long conversation, softly, ever-so-gently, slap them across the face. We're talking not painful, just a tap really, but enough to make their head move. When they ask what in the world it was for, put your fore-finger to their lips, and go "Sssshh. It's ok." ...after the fourth time you do this in the same conversation, it can be safe to assume they'll be fairly annoyed.
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Post by Avelon on Jul 11, 2006 2:56:53 GMT -5
18.) Answer any question asked of someone you are nearby. If possible, phrase your answer to be concise and informative, adding in private information where it applies. 19.) Do magic tricks constantly. Learn sleight of hand, and palm small objects. Carry coins or magician orbs (small plastic balls; usually with at least one hollow 'half sphere' to make it seem like you produced a second orb out of nowhere) with you everywhere you go. Every time you see an open deck of cards, pull the Aces out of the deck and lay them on the table. Pull things out of thin air. And do all of this with a smirk. 20.) Follow every sentence with a catchphrase. A common one is '-in accordance with the Prophecy'. Other good ones are '-sayeth the Lord' (highly annoying when used in conjunction with #21), '-but that's just my opinion' (smirk every time you say this), '-and that's all I've got to say about that'. 21.) Speake in Olde English at all times. Thou shalt find mighty annoyance within this technique.
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Post by woebetide mourn on Jul 11, 2006 3:16:00 GMT -5
22.) Eat off of random people's plates. Just go up to someone and sit next to them and start eating whatever is on their plate. And talk to them with your mouth full, and the best part.. With your mouth full of food take a drink of whatever they are drinking, and let some float around in it. {Another of my brother's specialties}
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Post by Zade on Jul 11, 2006 12:01:43 GMT -5
23) Go up to sombody at a party and ask "Hey man, do you like my pants?" Regardless of their answer, go up to them 10 minutes later and ask "Hey again, I know I asked this already, but I forgot what you said. Did you like my pants?" Repeat this process every ten minutes throughout the party. You can try doing this to multiple people, but for best results, limit your questions to one person only.
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