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Post by woebetide mourn on Jul 11, 2006 16:15:52 GMT -5
24.) Do you know Kaytlin? {A specialty of my three year old cousin}
"Do you know who Taytlin is?" *the next day* "Hey, hey, do you know who Taytlin is?" *A month later* "Do you know who Taytlin is?"
so on and so forth... :p And yes, i know who Kaytlin is!
-woe
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Post by Avelon on Jul 11, 2006 16:25:16 GMT -5
Who is Kaytlin?
25.) Select three short jokes you know, preferably of the Q&A variety. "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" Best if the subject matter is truly unappealing. "What do you call a dead baby? Lunch!" Tell these jokes to everyone you know - keep track of who you've told and who you haven't. Periodically (every 20 minutes or so) say one of the punchlines. Just the punchline, so they're reminded of the joke but you aren't lame for telling the same joke. "Hey, Robert... LUNCH! Hahaha!"
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Post by woebetide mourn on Jul 11, 2006 16:32:53 GMT -5
My cousin's best friend, that she has had come over every single day. She even ran into their house and was playing with her toys while no one was home... :p She's obsessed...
26.)Don't Look!
bubbie:*gets out of the shower and runs upstairs in a tiny towel to where Sissy is, even though i could just put clothes in the bathroom with me and change in there* *runs right in front of sissy* "Don't look!!, Listen just don't look, okay? dont look!" *changes* Meh:"You nasty.." *vomit*
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Taylor The Lettuce ChewerEr
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Post by Taylor The Lettuce ChewerEr on Jul 21, 2006 7:40:24 GMT -5
[27] Walk up to an old man and lick his ear, when he turns and looks at you drop your pants and moon him. Then run off. Do this every couple of minutes before being physicly contained by law inforcment.
[28] Walk up to an old person and start pulling there hair. When and if it doesnt come up shrug and say "So that isnt my pet ferret" and walk off. If it actualy comes of hug its and say "Bernine, my precious little ferret I FOUND YOU" then run away with it.
[29] Sit at the ticket booth of a cinema and chew bubblegum loudly, blowing bubbles and popping them in there ears. When they complain state its apart of the Prophecy.
[30] When talking to somone important, Twitch your eyes constantly and whisper idiotic things like "Mint toothpast" and "Cornflakes" until the person walks away.
[31] Always hav ketchup dribbling down your chin, when somone complains state "I like ketchup but I wont f**k the bottle" and start bawling your eyes out.
[32] When sombody whispers of your ear during dinner, start fake choking and gasp loudly "You did what to your mother?" If it happens in a different situation, like in class, cough excessively. It gives the 'shocked' and 'stammered' effect.
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dubey
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Post by dubey on Apr 9, 2007 0:28:03 GMT -5
33) When in a lift, constantly make random noises (farting, sheep and stuff) and blame it on the people around u...especially if there are only two other people.
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