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Post by Eskimo on Apr 10, 2007 10:24:31 GMT -5
I put this on the philosophy forum and thought it would be coolz here. All arguments must use flawed reasoning. If you don’t know what bad reasoning is: read a book on logic, Google fallacies, get a girlfriend and argue like she does or just use common sense. We will start by arguing if a mole rat created the universe if it gets dull just suggest a new topic and will "argue" about that.
I believe a holy mole rat created the universe how else can we explain why I have this craving to wear banana slippers? Besides everyone knows the great mole rat created the universe. (majority based fallacy) If you disagree you're a jerk! (tom cruise water spraying attack)
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dubey
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Post by dubey on Apr 10, 2007 23:03:56 GMT -5
i must argue that. i believe a giant octopus created the world Reasons - Mole rats are blind and can't swim (although the Holy Mole Rat is not blind, but he still can't swim)
- Octopus are kewl
- An octopus has many arms so its really kewl
- Octopus can squeese through stuff houdini couldn squeese thru, which makesthem really really really kewl
- Most people enjoy octopus as a sacred food. and it is tasty
- octopus can see in the dark and they can swim
- tom cruise likes octopus
- octopus eat mole rats for breakfast
- [glow=red,2,300]I wrote this in glowing red[/glow]
- i crossed out
mole
- Octopus are bigger then mole rats
- octopus have more documentories made of them then mole rats do
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Post by Jest on Apr 27, 2007 0:09:07 GMT -5
I beleive the Holy Mole Rat created the earth because I was raised in the holy mole rat church and listened to a man with 4 years of eating bad food at college tell me so.
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