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Post by Jest on Feb 4, 2005 23:18:33 GMT -5
 Allright in this thread...post any theories you have on Avelons disapearance. If you happen to have a picture of where he was last seen please post it! |
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Post by Jest on Feb 4, 2005 23:43:25 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!!!  Avelon was recently Sited by a Japanese man with a Camera.
"He apeared to be giving the pidgeon directions to the nearest tea shop!!!" said the Man. "When I asked him who he was he ran away!"
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Post by Monkeyman on Feb 5, 2005 3:43:59 GMT -5
I have seen him log on to AIM then log right back off. I think it was Thrusday or maybe it was Saturday of last week.
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Post by Jest on Feb 5, 2005 5:11:35 GMT -5
Oh-ho?! How did I miss that... This just in! We've received word from a trustworthy source that weeks before Avelons dissapearance he had gotten involved in some illegal Hentai trafficing. He apperently stole some of the cargo for himself...according to the gangsters. Our theory as of now is he's running from these two fellows. HandyJack  and RuthlessBanana  This photo was taken today. apperently he got in the middle of a tourists "humurouse" picture of himself breaking the rules.  The polices number one concern right now is the fact that Avelon is holding a HotDog and violated the beach law. "We will aprehend that law breaking hooligan and his little hot dog too! AHAHA" said a rather fat Cop. Anywho, that's all the info we have now. Avelon is being chased by both the Athourities and Gangsters or so it seems. Untill next time this is Jest saying "Goodnight." |
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Post by Monkeyman on Feb 5, 2005 6:18:29 GMT -5
Oh... Ihave seen thoes gansters before. they came by my place looking for Ave.
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Post by Jest on Feb 5, 2005 18:43:01 GMT -5
It seems once again Avelon is getting tangled in the wrong crouwd!  |
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Post by Parafox on Feb 6, 2005 23:08:17 GMT -5
I think he realized just how f**king retarded it was here.
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Post by Jest on Feb 7, 2005 0:24:52 GMT -5
I think he realized just how f**king retarded it was here. That's the oddity! He dissapeared from the internet entirely! This is the guy that gets 2 hours of sleep inbetween his computer time. =P I wouldn't care if he just dissapeared from JL. =P |
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Post by ChaosWolf on Feb 7, 2005 23:51:59 GMT -5
Uhm... well I havent seen Ave in a great deal of time but I would like to anounce my return to the halls of ubsrudity that is this forum.
*cough*
That is all.
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Post by Yoda on Feb 8, 2005 17:04:47 GMT -5
Hm.. Well, I think I was too unworthy to talk to Avelon or something. It was like everytime I tried to rouse up some sort of conversation he would just ignore me. I say.
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Post by Jest on Feb 8, 2005 17:15:36 GMT -5
On MSN or summat? He takes some "breaking in" I suppose. I've known the guy for about 3 or 4 years now... so I've forgotten the "breaking in" part. As I recall he's blocked me about 3 different times then readded me. =D
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Post by Avelon on Mar 8, 2005 15:32:20 GMT -5
This is World News Tonight with Peter Jennings. I'm your host, Peter Jennings. Not that you, you know, didn't guess that, it having been 'World News Tonight with Peter Jennings' for the last, oh, twenty-eleven or so years. I tell you, I really need a vacation. Anyway, there's a little from column A, a little from column B. But I'm not going to tell you the GOOD news. Ha ha! They don't pay me enough. In fact, they don't pay me. I am, in fact, in a stasis pod from the waist down. But enough about me. I get so depressed when I rant like this, and they always edit it out of the final segment anyhow. My one true joy in life is to talk about the horrible things going on around the world to other people.
In Africa, there was a jungle fire or something. Apparently, nobody but a parakeet was injured. Better luck next time, Mother Nature!
In Bosnia, there was another civil war. Like all Bosnian wars, it lasted only ten minutes - long enough for the victorious side to outbid their opponents for the support of America.
In Russia, there were approximately five thousand and four murders and one occurance of sheep shagging. A suspect has not yet been established, but the local authorities have uncovered facts revealing the culprit is affiliated in some way with Discworld MUD.
In Canada, a teenage male lost his virginity. He was drawn and quartered shortly thereafter, to set an example to the rest of the would-be sex freaks in the Great White North.
And finally, a Dunk'n'Donuts manager quit his job for a job at Krispy Kreme, only to get sued for every penny of his life savings. He still maintains, however, that 'Krispy Kreme's better, yo'.
Our top story for tonight: A conclusion to a missing persons case that has been worrying a small group of nerds for a few months now. Let's hear what the authorities responsible for this have to say.
Huh? I didn't do anything. I was just eatin' a Krispy Kreme donut.
HEY! You are in violation of Dunk'n'Donuts' new amendment, which states clearly that NO ONE is to EVER say ANY donut shop is better than they are!
But I-
No buts, you sorry son of a pregnant dog! YOU! CUT THE CAMERA!
And there you have it, folks. For World News Tonight, I'm Peter Jennings. Hey, cameraman! Get me some Krispy Kremes, would you?
WHAT did you say?!
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Post by Parafox on Mar 8, 2005 18:50:31 GMT -5
I didn't see myself mentioned in there. What a f**king gyp.
You gypper. f**king gypsy.
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Post by Avelon on Mar 8, 2005 19:20:02 GMT -5
We interrupt this topic to bring you this critical news break: The infamous "Parafox", otherwise known as 'D Man P', has staged a rebellion against the tiny city-state of Amoebia, located somewhere in a cow's anus. When questioned as to his motivations, he went into a blind rampage, screaming, "Gypsies and Jews! GYPSIES AND JEWS!!!"
More news as it comes. We now return you to your topic.
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Post by ChaosWolf on Mar 9, 2005 12:29:55 GMT -5
Well then, it would seem that Avelon has survived yet again... I got’a really look into better assassins for this sort’a thing.
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