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Post by Eskimo on Apr 14, 2004 21:54:08 GMT -5
He soon remembered that this was from some obscure Jim Cary flick and had no effect on his present situation apart from drying up all the water surrounding him and really pissing off some nearby natives for the fact that “Bipity Bopity Moo!” meant “Your mother likes to f**k cows!” in their native tongue.
I think this may be a run on sentence but don't really care that much to be quite honest.
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Post by Jest on Apr 15, 2004 2:14:50 GMT -5
Out raged by this the natives did absalutely nothing, they simply let him fall off the near by waterfall.
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Post by Eskimo on Apr 15, 2004 15:47:58 GMT -5
“AGHHHHH, ollogalogy!” those where the words that accompanied his fall, his crash, and his, soon to be missing, genitalia cracking against the nearby rocks.
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Post by Monkeyman on Apr 16, 2004 17:09:14 GMT -5
Has he was losing his vison, he saw the shape of a young woman.
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Post by Jest on Apr 17, 2004 19:27:31 GMT -5
A few hours later Altrisar awoke within a familiar room of his fathers home.
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Post by Monkeyman on Apr 17, 2004 21:28:35 GMT -5
Altrisar sat up on the bed and saw his father sitting at a desk on the other side of the room.
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Post by Jest on Apr 21, 2004 14:44:10 GMT -5
He then relized what room he was in and thought "Why does dad have a desk and bed in the bathroom?"
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Post by Eskimo on Apr 21, 2004 17:42:20 GMT -5
Perhaps it was the flying fish overhead, merely, the talking penguin, or the Britney Spears CD lying on his fathers desk, whatever the case, he knew something strange was going on.
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Post by Monkeyman on Apr 21, 2004 21:29:26 GMT -5
Then Altrisar saw his father turn around, but he had no face.
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Post by Jest on Apr 24, 2004 0:07:41 GMT -5
Atrisar screamed, his dad looked puzzled then poked a switch in his ear and said "Oh oops, forgot to turn my face on."
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Post by Eskimo on Apr 25, 2004 20:07:19 GMT -5
Altrisar screamed at the sight of the creature with its bug eyes, crooked nose and green teeth, then he realized it wasn’t a creature at all, in fact, it bore sort of an uncanny resemblance to his father in his better years, that is to say before the cow milking incident.
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Post by Jest on May 1, 2004 20:27:23 GMT -5
"Now then" his father began "you came to visit me for a reason right?"
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Post by Monkeyman on May 9, 2004 18:57:20 GMT -5
"Um....I can't remeber. Could you refreash my memeory?" Said Altrisar
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Post by Jest on May 14, 2004 23:59:50 GMT -5
"I see you've got my memory, I invited you here to begin a quest that may involve people dying... but thats only the best scenario."
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Post by Eskimo on May 20, 2004 15:59:11 GMT -5
“And the worst case scenario?” Altrisar inquired.
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