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Post by Jest on May 20, 2004 19:03:58 GMT -5
"People living ofcoarse," his father said promptly.
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Post by Eskimo on May 31, 2004 20:29:51 GMT -5
“Ah, I see.” said Altrisar cackling nervously and slowly backing up in hopes of finding the nearest exit.
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Post by Jest on Jun 4, 2004 3:01:14 GMT -5
As he was backing away he backed right into something squishy, a womans uper portion to be exact with a body attatched ofcoarse one he recognized as finding him.
(sorry run on sentance.)
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Post by Eskimo on Jul 5, 2004 21:14:55 GMT -5
“Hello,” said the women slowly, “my names Kinky, but all my friends call me Horny.”
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Post by Jest on Jul 5, 2004 21:20:33 GMT -5
"Kinky will be joining you on you're breast...I mean quest." Alimartis said... akwardly.
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Post by Eskimo on Jul 5, 2004 21:30:20 GMT -5
"Hmm perhaps I should fist her...errr... frisk her for weapons before I go on trusting the likes of, what could possibly be, a double agent!" said Altrisar even more awkwardly then before.
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Post by Jest on Jul 5, 2004 21:37:32 GMT -5
"No need, besides she'd deck you." Alimartis said, as Kinky simotanously began to clench her fist.
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Post by Eskimo on Jul 5, 2004 21:51:42 GMT -5
“As great as going on an adventure sounds,” said Altrsar slowly, “I have better things to do, like say hitting my forehead against a tree, or stabbing myself to death with a blunt sthingy.”
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Post by Jest on Jul 5, 2004 21:57:44 GMT -5
"Hmmm...those are good but this quest would be highly benificial to you and THE WORLD!!!" he said moving his hands around in wild gestures to make it look important.
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Post by Eskimo on Jul 5, 2004 22:05:59 GMT -5
“So what exactly are we doing?” said Altrisar trying to make as ambagious gesticulations as his father for no explicable reason.
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Post by Jest on Jul 6, 2004 3:05:41 GMT -5
With one brow thingyed his father replied "Well have you ever heard of the golden feathers?"
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Post by Eskimo on Jul 6, 2004 3:13:27 GMT -5
“You mean the golden feathers from the great flying ostrich to which many travel their whole lives to merely glance upon? Nope never heard of it.”
I know I know two sentences sorry...
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Post by Jest on Jul 6, 2004 3:21:11 GMT -5
"Yes it's suppose to bestow great powers on whoever weilds it, well it turns out that ones a fake and the real one is hidden across a perolouse journy." Alimartis said using a run on sentance.
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Post by Eskimo on Jul 6, 2004 3:33:42 GMT -5
“Said using a run on sentence”“Well why don’t you just send this Kinky Loser instead and...”, Altrismar cut him off, “ A.) Her name is Kinky Lilly Bugger not Kinky Loser and B.) This is an adventure story so it’s not fun if the main character doesn’t have a miserable, not to mention hard, life.
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Post by Jest on Jul 6, 2004 3:46:50 GMT -5
"Oh, it's a good thing this isn't a comedy then," Altrisar began when suddenly Alimartis launched a giant pie in his face.
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