Duel: Zeke vs. anybody who's willing to roleplay

[Zeke]

I challenge anybody to a duel!

As the challenged, you may choose some terms and the locations.

My terms:
-Full sentences.
-Good grammar
-A decent length battle.
-No godmoding or Mary Sues.

Simple, really.

[soxrbest]

I accept your challenge oh mighty Zeke

[murdah mat]

How about we make this a three-way fight?

[Zeke]

Yeah, thats fine! Who's gonna start?

[soxrbest]

Soxrbest converts from his ninja style meditating mode to sharply eye up his oppeonents. They are far different. jlpcgod is the easier option to attack as Ezekeil has many arms. Soxrbest crouches and lets out his almighty power of Socery. jlpcgod has been trapped by Soxrbest in a forcefield trap.

[Zeke]

Ack. Fraid that counts as godmoding. I think we shall allow PC god to begin.

[murdah mat]

What are Mary sues?

Jiffy looked around the Colosseum and eyed his opponents. They were in a rough triangle about 5 meters from one another. Zeke was heavily armed and armored, and Sox was just standing there, an unknown quantity.

'Alright, lets get this party started!' he yelled aloud. And with that he drew his unique weapons (dual baseball bats with rather large spikes sticking out) from their special sheaths and charged at Zeke.

[Zeke]

A Mary Sue is a perfect character: amazingly good looking, fantastically popular, incredibly intelligent, and generally amazing in every single way. I'd post my actions too, but currently I'm running late and have to be off.

[soxrbest]

Soxrbest watches on as jlpcgod charges at Zeke. He finds ths fight interesting. He hopes none of them spot him and gang up on him...

[murdah mat]

This thread is dying.... Guess I'll have to give it CPR =P

As Jiffy moved swiftly towards Zeke, the many-armed foe shifted into a ready stance (which was quite impressive considering the amount of weaponry he possessed).

"Maybe this was a bad idea...." Thought Jiffy, but with a mental shrug, he continued towards his worthy adversary.

Then Zeke opened fire with roughly a third of his arsenal. This could have been very bad for Jiffy, were it not for his Prince of Persia style powers.

Slows time* Dodging bullets, Jiffy landed a solid flying kick in the middle of Zeke's chest, which sent him staggering backwards. Then Jiffy retreated rather rapidly (read: ran away).

"nutstles" he muttered, noticing that he was bleeding from his right hip., "One of those suckers must have grazed me."

[soxrbest]

Then Jiffy looked to his right. Sox was standing, staff pointing at Jiffy.
"Get out of it Jiffy!!" he yells. Then Jiffy turned and shouted an salty oath back at him.
This provoked Sox into firing a volley of spells and charms...
Zeke just stands back and watches...
Sox stands and admires his work "That should stop him..." he thinks

[soxrbest]

actually...its Zeke's turn...HURRY UP Tobias!

[soxrbest]

heloo?

i feel alone
does this mean i win

[soxrbest]

actually, if no-one replies im afraid we may have to call this thread dead T_T