Post by ChaosWolf on Aug 9, 2006 18:08:08 GMT -5
As you enter the building, you are greeted by the smell of hot metal and fresh oil. Looking around, you can see a number of what appear to be clockwork men working diligently on various forms of gadgetry. The main counter is manned by a scruffy looking human in a set of Artificeplate and a rust covered, oil stained duster.
*Chaos looks up from his magazine.*
Chaos: Aye, the list is heyr. Le' me know whot ya want.
~Boomsticks~
Rusted Musket 120£
Dwarven Pea Shooter 150£
Steam Dragon Pistol (Dual or singular on preference) 280£-360£
Hunter's Rifle 200£
Eskimo Bane 500£ (50% Discount offered to those who swear to use this gun daily on it's designed target.)
~Ammo~
Lead balls for the musket and pea shooter - £5 for 25 bullets
Cased rounds for the rifle - £1 each
Clips for the eskimo bane - £5 each; clips are 10 rounds apiece.
Silvered Revolver rounds for the Steam Dragon - £5 for a pack of 6
~Apparel~
Hydraulis Exoskeleton 600£
Artificeplate 150£
Steampunk Goggles 30£
Magna-lenses 40£
Safety Helmet 20£
~Misc. Gears~
Mechanical Squirrel 100£
Windup Ave Doll 20£
Chaos Action Figure (with loose head action) 15£
Gun Cleaning Kit 30£
Bullet Time For Dummies 10£
Exploding Lobster 100£ (comes a pack of six)
~Special requests~
We here at the ToB are always willing to piece together specialty items upon request, from your very own clockwork servant to good old WMDs. Just describe it and we'll have your order made to spec in six to eight weeks.*
*All specialty items are created as requested and at the client's own risk. Neither Chaos or the ToB takes responsibility for injury or death induced by improper use of the ordered item. All liability is transferred to the customer at the time of the order's fulfillment. ToB is in no way responsible for robotic revolutions, invasion by foreign despots, or alien encounters brought about by the possession of the specialty item(s).
While we claim no responsibility for loss of life and limb, we are happy to synthesize replacement parts at reasonable rates. Discounts may apply if your story of how you lost the limb is interesting.
*Chaos looks up from his magazine.*
Chaos: Aye, the list is heyr. Le' me know whot ya want.
~Boomsticks~
Rusted Musket 120£
Dwarven Pea Shooter 150£
Steam Dragon Pistol (Dual or singular on preference) 280£-360£
Hunter's Rifle 200£
Eskimo Bane 500£ (50% Discount offered to those who swear to use this gun daily on it's designed target.)
~Ammo~
Lead balls for the musket and pea shooter - £5 for 25 bullets
Cased rounds for the rifle - £1 each
Clips for the eskimo bane - £5 each; clips are 10 rounds apiece.
Silvered Revolver rounds for the Steam Dragon - £5 for a pack of 6
~Apparel~
Hydraulis Exoskeleton 600£
Artificeplate 150£
Steampunk Goggles 30£
Magna-lenses 40£
Safety Helmet 20£
~Misc. Gears~
Mechanical Squirrel 100£
Windup Ave Doll 20£
Chaos Action Figure (with loose head action) 15£
Gun Cleaning Kit 30£
Bullet Time For Dummies 10£
Exploding Lobster 100£ (comes a pack of six)
~Special requests~
We here at the ToB are always willing to piece together specialty items upon request, from your very own clockwork servant to good old WMDs. Just describe it and we'll have your order made to spec in six to eight weeks.*
*All specialty items are created as requested and at the client's own risk. Neither Chaos or the ToB takes responsibility for injury or death induced by improper use of the ordered item. All liability is transferred to the customer at the time of the order's fulfillment. ToB is in no way responsible for robotic revolutions, invasion by foreign despots, or alien encounters brought about by the possession of the specialty item(s).
While we claim no responsibility for loss of life and limb, we are happy to synthesize replacement parts at reasonable rates. Discounts may apply if your story of how you lost the limb is interesting.