Trivia about yourself:

[Jest]

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go here and post the trivia about yourself. It's pretty funny sometimes.

1. It's bad luck to whistle near jest!
2. The international dialling code for jest is 672.
3. More people are killed by jest each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
4. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear jest had to pay a special jest tax.
5. The most dangerous form of jest is the bicycle!
6. Jest was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
7. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find jest!
8. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, jest and compline!
9. About one tenth of jest is permanently covered in ice.
10. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled jest.

[valto]

1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is valto.
2. Valto is worth his weight in gold - literally.
3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by valto fighting underground.
4. US gold coins used to say 'In valto we trust'.
5. Originally, valto could not fly.
6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on valto with his left foot!
7. Valto can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled valto.
9. Valto is 984 feet tall!
10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink valto.

[Soul-Divider]

1. Soul-Divider has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Soul-Divider.
3. Soul-Divider became extinct in England in 1486. (WTF?)
4. The first domain name ever registered was Soul-Divider.com.
5. To check whether Soul-Divider is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Soul-Divider will sink, and fresh Soul-Divider will float.
6. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Soul-Divider, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
7. Soul-Divider cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
8. Banging your head against Soul-Divider uses 150 calories an hour!
9. It can take Soul-Divider several days to move just through one tree.
10. Scientists have discovered that Soul-Divider can smell the presence of autism in children.


hehe.

[Avelon]

1. Avelon is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
2. The liquid inside Avelon can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!*
3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Avelon.
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Avelon is two minutes!
5. Avelon has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Avelon with his left foot.
7. During severe windstorms, Avelon may sway several feet to either side.
8. Avelon can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Avelon.
10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Avelon.
*I've often said that Tea literally flows through my veins. Now there is proof that it IS possible!

[Monkeyman]

1. Monkeyman can sleep with one eye open.
2. The air around Monkeyman is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
3. Monkeyman can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
4. There are 336 dimples on Monkeyman.
5. By tradition, a girl standing under Monkeyman cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Monkeyman.
7. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Monkeyman.
8. You can tell if Monkeyman has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled!
9. Monkeyman is the largest of Saturn's moons.
10. Monkeyman can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!

[woebetide mourn]

1.)Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Woebetide Mourn.
2.)California is the biggest exporter of Woebetide Mourn in the world!
3.)Woebetide Mourn can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
4.)Some birds use Woebetide Mourn to orientate themselves during migration!
5.)It took Woebetide Mourn 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
6.)US gold coins used to say 'In Woebetide Mourn we trust'.
7.)Woebetide Mourn can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
8.)Woebetide Mourn once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
9.)Woebetide Mourn can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
10.)There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Woebetide Mourn orbiting the Earth!

Heheh..


-woe

[jora]

1. Joras are known for their bouncing abilities.
2. The Pilgrims’ first reaction when settling jora: "...at least the boats didn’t rock this badly.”
3. The Egyptian asp that bit Cleopatra was really aiming for her jora.
4. Swallowing a jora has been known to cause temporary insanity.
5. The funky chicken dance attracts joras everywhere.
6. Insomniacs often toy with their joras to loll themselves to sleep.
7. Jora invented Post-It Notes.
8. Your children cry at night because of the jora in their closets.
9. The first person to have good manners at the dinner table is said to have asked: “Will you please pass the joras?”
10. Jora is the Alpha and Omega.

[Jest]

Hahaha You inveted post-it notes? Your a genius!

[jora]

Nah, not really...I just ran out of spit one day from being sick and had to think of something else.

[kidneythief]

1. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Kidney.
2. New Zealand was the first place to allow Kidney to vote.
3. All shrimp are born as Kidney, but gradually mature into females.
4. You should always open Kidney at least an hour before drinking her.
5. The opposite sides of Kidney always add up to seven!
6. Kidney can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
7. Kidney can smell some things up to six miles away.
8. Kidney, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
9. Kidney can not regurgitate.
10. Kidney will often glow under UV light.

[Eskimo]

1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of eskimo.
2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of eskimo!
3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by eskimo fighting underground.
4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as eskimo.
5. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of eskimo orbiting the Earth!
6. Eskimo is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on eskimo!
8. All shrimp are born as eskimo, but gradually mature into females.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks eskimo!
10. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw eskimo into a volcano it would stop erupting.

hahaha that sounds so racist:p